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Sunday, November 18, 2018



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Wisdom Teeth

Wisdom Teeth

One day, a man walks into a dentist office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars", says the dentist.

"That's a ridiculous amount!", the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well...", the dentist says, "if you don't use an aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."

Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!"

"Okay", says the dentist, "If I save on anesthetics and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much!"

"Well", says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvelous!" says the man, "Book my wife for next Tuesday."