A guy was driving his new Corvette way too fast on the highway. Suddenly, he heard the siren and saw the police car with its lights on behind him. Hesitantly, he pulled over and waited for the officer, his sunglasses still on, and his cigarette still lit, arrogant smile on his face.
"Sir, you are aware that you were driving 30 mph over the speed limit, aren't you?" the officer said as he handed the man his violation ticket.
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist arrogantly.
“Keep it,” said the officer, “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
Posted on Tue, December 29, 2015
by The Lafourche Gazette