A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks, "What are you crying about?"
The man sniffles, and asks his wife, "Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told me I would have to marry you or spend the next twenty years in prison?"
The wife says, "Yea, but why are you crying?"
The man says, "I would have gotten out of prison today!"
Posted on Tue, July 29, 2014