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Wednesday, July 17, 2019

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Marriage Training

Marriage Training

A son told his father he wanted to propose to his long time girlfriend and asked for advice on how best to surprise her.

Father: “Before you do anything, please say sorry.”

Son: “For what?”

Father: “Say sorry.”

Son: “But for what? What did I do?”

Father: “Just say sorry.”

Son: “But, what have I done wrong?”

Father: “Say sorry!”

Son: “WHY?”

Father: “Say sorry!!”

Son: “Please, just tell me why?”

Father: “Say sorry!!!”

Son: “OK, Dad...I'm sorry!”

Father: “There! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!”