Lost At The Mall
A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with shoppers.
Walking through the mall the surprised wife suddenly noticed her husband was nowhere around. Very upset because they had a lot of shopping left to do, she used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.
The husband picked up and in a calm voice said, “Honey do you remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I told you then we couldn't afford it, but one day I was going to buy you that necklace."
With a pounding heart, the wife started to cry, “Yes, yes, sweetheart, I remember exactly where that jewelry store is located."
“Well,” said the husband, “I'm in the bar right next to it."
Posted on Tue, November 10, 2015