A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in.
Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. “Be careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh!”
The wife, startled at her husband’s reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.
“You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them. Turn them now,” he yells.
The wife, concerned by the status of her husband’s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.
“You need butter! Are you crazy? Where are we going to get the butter? They’re going to stick! Hurry,” he shouts.
The wife runs to the fridge and the husband then yells, “Careful! Just be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking. Never! Turn them quickly! Not that quickly! Are you insane? Do you eve know how to cook?”
At this point the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do to make her husband happy.
She gasps, “What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs!”
The husband simply smiles and says, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I’m driving with you in the car.”
Posted on Tue, August 18, 2015
by The Lafourche Gazette