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Wednesday, September 18, 2019

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Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

A. The Elfabet.

Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?

A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?

A: Minivans.

Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?

A: Minnesoda.

Q: What is Claustrophobia?

A: The fear of Santa Claus.

Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

A: Snowflakes.

Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?

A: In the snow bank.

Q: What type of cars do elves drive?

A: Toy-otas.

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

A: It needed to be trimmed.

Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A: Holly Davidson.

Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

A: Saint Nickel-less.

Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Merry who?

Merry Christmas!

Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

A: Santa paws!!!

Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

A: Silent night!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A: A pineapple!

Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

A: Ice cream.

Q: Why do mummys like the holidays?

A: Because of all the wrapping!

Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas?

A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.

Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?

A: Every year!

Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

A: Because he is so cool!

Q. Which reindeer likes to clean?

A. Comet