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Sunday, September 16, 2018



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Cheap Boyfriend

Cheap Boyfriend

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a $50 bottle.

“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. “That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

“What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

The clerk handed him a mirror.