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Sunday, November 18, 2018



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Chance of Recovery

Chance of Recovery

A guy underwent a surgery and met with his blonde doctor afterward to discuss next steps in his recovery.

Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"

Doctor: "One hundred percent."

Patient: "How can you be so sure?"

Doctor: "Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated and all the others died."