Chance of Recovery
A guy underwent a surgery and met with his blonde doctor afterward to discuss next steps in his recovery.
Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent."
Patient: "How can you be so sure?"
Doctor: "Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated and all the others died."
Posted on Fri, May 27, 2016