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Wednesday, August 21, 2019

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A good Q&A

A good Q&A


Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

A: Fingernails.

Q. What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?

A: Nobodynose.

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

A: Because it’s pointless!

Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?

A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?

A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

A: Decalfeinated.

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?

A: Between you and me, there's something that smells.

Q: Why did the painting go to jail?

A: It was framed.

Q: Why didn’t the melons get married?

A: Because they cantaloupe.

Q: What did the cross-eyed teacher say?

A: I can't control my pupils!

Q: How do birds fly?

A: They just wing it!