A good Q&A
Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Q. What is the color of the wind?
Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!
Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: Between you and me, there's something that smells.
Q: Why did the painting go to jail?
A: It was framed.
Q: Why didn’t the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
Q: What did the cross-eyed teacher say?
A: I can't control my pupils!
Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!
Posted on Tue, April 17, 2018
by The Lafourche Gazette