A dangerous game
A guy comes to work speaking in a really hoarse voice. His buddy asks him what happened to his voice.
He relates that he was playing golf, and sliced out of bounds into a pasture. However, he thought he could find his ball and went to look for it. He saw a woman looking for her ball, too.
As he passed a cow, he noticed that there was a golf ball stock in the back end of the cow. He lifted up the cow’s tail and called out, "Hey lady, does this look like yours?"
That’s when she hit him in the throat with a 5 iron.
Posted on Tue, October 28, 2014